-=Episode 78=-
So what are you going to do about Soo-young
From the way that she's acting, if we force her to break up with Jang Yool
She's going to die so we're just letting her be for now
We're not just letting her be
We made sure she knew that she can't get married
Is that possible? Aren't you just burying your head in the sand?
What is?
They talk about marriage but how is she going to marry a guy
that doesn't even have $2500. without our money?
Oh yeah, you're going to be on a TV show today, right honey?
I do but that's not important right now
TV show? What TV show?
It's called 'Law is Food'
He's a guest on a law program. It's on at 7:00
Then it's on in 3 minutes, we have to hurry and watch it
Being on TV is not that big of a deal
Yeah. You don't need to interrupt your meal because of that
Yeah
Still, we can't do that. We're family. What channel is it on?
I think it's channel 16 / Yeah, let's watch it
You guys should just eat
What number is that channel?
It's channel 16 at our house
This is it right?
[ Law is Food: Common Sense Law for Daily Life ]
Hello, I’m Lee Yoon-ji from Law is Food: Common Sense Law for Daily Life
We brought in a lawyer today to help everyone with legal advice
He's a very handsome, charming lawyer
Lawyer Kim Do-sang is here with us today. Hello
Hello, I'm Kim Do-sang
With Lawyer Kim Do-sang, we will discuss all of the legal issues
that you posted on our home page
Wow, my husband looks good on camera
No...
Now that I see him on TV, he's really handsome
It's not because of the TV, Do-sang is handsome
Not really...
That reminds me, did you find out about the thing
that I was talking about?
Huh? What?
Oh... Bok-nam...
Bok-nam? Isn’t he the guy that borrowed money from you?
Yeah it is. But it's been 3 months since he even paid interest
and it's hard to get in touch with him
This question was difficult so I was a little bewildered
We'll wait another month. It's awkward to be cold to your friends
Even if you're friends you need to be firm with things like that
Especially if it's been 3 months
That's what I'm saying. He's too soft
It's not that I'm too soft... What will my other friends think
if I jumped on him just because he didn't pay interest for 3 months
You can't do it because of your other friends?
At that rate, you are going to lose your money and friends. Take care of it
Yeah, go to his house tomorrow and find out what the situation is
How did you let him get away with not paying interest for 3 months
I owe him a lot from long time ago too
Why do you keep increasing the TV volume
It's chaotic enough as it is
What's all of this?
It's mayhem after your show last night
There are presents and fan letters because you're a charming lawyer
I feel like you became a star overnight
Even then...
I think a screenshot of you is circling female web communities
Our homepage was frozen because of all the traffic too
Here's Oh Seung-mi's files for her appeal
Manager
Yes?
Am I really that much?
What?
Am I really that charming?
Charming enough for all of this to be happening?
Umm... Well... Yes, you're charming
I guess I'm charming
I'm sorry... All I can give you right now is Madoori
I promise I'll pay back the principle amount later
so consider this one year's worth of interest
Seriously that guy...
Madoori, just hold on a little longer
Who's Madoori?
Madoori is Madoori, who else
Talk straight
Who's Madoori and why is he paying Bok-nam's interest fees?
Madoori isn't paying the interest fees... He is the interest fee
Yeah so who's Madoori?
I have a feeling that Madoori is a horse
Horse?
Yes. Like how people call rabbits [tokki] Tohsooni
and tigers [horangi] Hodori
If he's Madoori, isn't he a horse [mal]?
You seriously...
He's the interest, why are you talking about horses all of a sudden
Yeah
Why? Why are you sure that a horse isn't the interest fee?
I think he's a horse
What's that sound?
That was Madoori
I was just going to rest my eyes for a minute... What time is it?
Why is there a horse...
Maybe I'm still half asleep
This year is the year of the horse and I'm having a horse dream
This is a lucky dream
Jin-ah, your mom is having a horse dream
It's true! Are you insane?!
How could you actually bring a horse? Is this a stable?
Bok-nam said this is all he had, it's better than coming back empty handed
See? I told you, Madoori's a horse
Oh my goodness
I've lived 90 years but there's never a dull moment because of Soo-dong
Hey, guy next door
Yes?
We're in my dream right now
Excuse me?
I'm having a horse dream right now
But it's very realistic
I'm pretty sure it's not a dream
Of course it's a dream, why else would there be a horse in the garage
Mrs. Nah I thought you went to buy green onions, why are you here?
This isn't a dream?
How did they find my home address? This is all personal information
Wow, look at this dad. Can I have this?
Sure, you can have it
Hello Mr. Lawyer, I'm a housewife from Ansan
My husband is having an affair with our next door neighbor...
You shouldn't read letters that were sent to dad
Yeah Gyu-young, you can't read letters
But you guys can take any presents that you want
Oh yeah! / Really?!
I'm the best right?
You're so excited
What are you talking about
It says it right there on your face
What about my face
Don't enjoy it too much. You know I became a star
as a crybaby ajumma. I'm giving you advice as your senior
I'm not an idiot, I'm not going to get excited over something like this
It snowed on the chicken
Let's live in this room after we get married. This room is so cozy
Sometimes, it feels like a swamp
Once you come inside, you can't get leave
Maybe this room takes after you
Oh yeah, I saw online that the district office
lets you borrow the wedding hall for free
and you can rent a dress for free
Everything looks good on me so it doesn't matter to me
Why are you staring at me?
Because I like you so much
Me too... I like me too
Lawyer Kim, you're totally my type
Aren't you going to have a fan meeting
To the cool lawyer Mr. Kim
Mr. Lawyer, I enjoyed your show
I even got an email from a girl in high school
she said I'm her ideal guy
You have a fun new source of self esteem
It's fun. I'm just reading it for fun
I have a lot of worries because I'm too pretty, Mr. Lawyer
Why are you so quiet all of a sudden
What are you Iooking at
Look at this. She said she's worried because she's too pretty
There are some strange people out there
Are you curious because she said she's pretty?
Why would I be curious, she's a complete stranger
You are curious
What are you saying... / I told you I can tell by just looking at your face
Why are you being like this?
I'll delete it. I'll just delete all of it, my inbox is cluttered anyways
Happy now?
Let's go to sleep, I'm sleepy now
I'm warning you, you have to behave even better during times like this
It's not like I've been your husband for 1-2 years. You don't need to worry
It's not enough that I share a room with cars,
now I'm sharing a room with a horse
You better be quiet you horse baby, you don’t want to get on my bad side
What's a horse baby
He's a horse so he's a horse baby, what else would you call it
Maybe it's because I've never seen a horse but this isn't bad
It's interesting
Hello, I'm Nah Jin-ah
How did you end up here?
Mom, he's pooping!
What?! Poop?!
He's pooping so much. Horse poop really is horse poop
Right? It's on a whole different level than human poop
What are you going to do with that horse? Hurry up and get rid of it
Okay
With the cost of transportation, hay, and consignment fees
The belly button is bigger than the belly
Who's going to clean up after it everyday?
How could you know one thing but not the other
I said okay
You are so thoughtless
You have a big head but I don't know what's in there
Is it a cemetery plot?
Why are you being like this too
Dad, this time you really... Dios mio
Was that weak? Dios Mio!!
Be quiet
Min-hyuk... You don't want to ride it?
You used to do horseback riding a long time ago
No. If I did, I'd do it on the riding grounds
How can I ride it in the middle of the city
Moreover, it's not a good enough horse to be paying
such high consignment fees
If we can't think of anything, let's try horse meat
I heard it was good
Grandpa! / Father!
Why are you yelling? You guys eat beef just fine, why are you overreacting
Are you prejudiced?
Why did you do something so pointless
I said okay
Um... Could I use Madoori for now?
You?
Yes. Honestly, I always thought it would be nice to have a horse
I think it'll be useful for a lot of things
and I’ll take care of Madoori until someone shows up to claim him
See? Jun-hyuk says he needs it
Hey
I'm your owner from now on
Let's be friends
How pretty could she be? It's not like she's Kim Tae-hee or Jun Ji-hyun
Hello. I mustered up the courage to email you after watching your show
I'm a woman in my early 30s
Ever since I was little, I was caught up in a lot of big and small incidents
because of my excessive beauty
What is this woman saying
It sounds like I'm complaining about a blessing but the things
I encounter because I'm pretty are harder to deal with than you think
Even earlier today, I went to get coffee near my house and
I received 20 business cards from guys that want to date me
How pretty could she be
Hello, I'm Kim Do-sang
There aren't any legal standards for women's beauty
so I don't know how I could be of help
But how pretty are you?
I thought my arms were going to fall off
You should have called me if you had a lot of things to buy
It's fine, it's not that bad
Oh no, what was I thinking
Why? Did something happen?
I forgot to buy the soy sauce
How am I going to find the time to go back to the market
Soy sauce?
I'll go
You will?
Yes, I can walk Madoori while I'm at it too
Hey Hongberg!
What are you doing on a horse right now?
Mrs. Nah said she needed soy sauce
Where did you get those clothes?
My brother used to wear it
President Noh's clothes fit you?
He used to wear it in high school
Do you want to try riding too?
It's not going to work
Don't you think we look like
a gentleman and his servant from long time ago?
I'm the gentleman right?
The servant rides the horse while the gentleman pulls it?
You little... Get off, I'm going to ride it
I'm scared, I can't do it
[ Secret Girl - Thank you for the reply ]
I was really happy that you replied
Honestly, I didn't think you would reply
You asked me how pretty I was
I think it'll be the fastest if you see for yourself in person
I asked you because I can't do that
People tell me that I look like a mix of Scarlett Johansson and Kim Tae-hee
A mix of Scarlett Johansson and Kim Tae-hee?
What is this, I'm even more curious now
Thank you for your reply. You are extremely confident in your looks
But I can't even imagine
what a mix of Scarlett Johansson and Kim Tae-hee would look like
You're off work already?
No, I have to go back. I forgot an important file
You should have been more careful
That's why everyone calls him Gu Mung [hole]
Woman? What woman?
I don't know her either but she keeps saying that she's so beautiful
She said her face is a combination of Kim Tae-hee and Scarlett Johansson
Kim Tae-hee and Scarlett Johansson?
Yeah
At first I just thought she was weird
But she keeps asserting it and it's making me curious
How pretty is she to be overflowing with confidence like that
You're not thinking of....
It's just pure curiosity
Then put aside that pure curiosity
I should, right?
You're going to be shamed by your wife again if she catches you
You even did the 'three steps, one bow' pilgrimage
That's true...
But curiosity is a scary thing
You remember it right when you think you forgot and it makes you curious
It drives you crazy
When I think about my wife catching me, I shudder
But I turn around and I'm so curious about what she looks like
It's a fight between fear and curiosity
A fight between fear and curiosity...
It really is
But fear will probably win. You know how afraid I am of her
I know too well
[Curiosity] [Fear]
Yeo Jin Gu Mung isn't here yet?
Not yet, should I call him?
I'll try calling him
People get off work at this time, there’s going to be a lot of traffic
Where are you right now?
What? Where? Why are you cutting across the park
Aren't you taking a taxi?
Not a taxi, I'm riding something else
What are you riding that you're cutting across the park?
A horse
What? A horse? You're riding a horse?
Are you joking?
I'm not joking. I have to go
Why are all of you coming out
I'm curious, he said he's riding a horse to the office
When will we ever see someone riding a horse to work again
Yeo Jin-gu really is special
He really needs to get here soon
He's coming over there
Chief
In the entire history of this company, you're probably
the first person to ride a horse to the office
Isn't that a horse?
Yeah... He really rode a horse here
Why did that bastard ride a horse to work?
I don't know... He seems more and more like a lunatic
Seriously, what is that guy thinking
I told you, he's a lunatic
Are you being serious
I was so curious about what he was thinking
that I even bought a book on mind reading
Then shouldn't you have bought a book on psychology
rather than mind reading?
Mind reading and psychology are the same thing you idiot
How're mind reading and psychology the same thing? You're so ignorant
I'm the ignorant one?
Look at this guy, he thinks mind reading and psychology are different
They are different, you're the ignorant one
What?
Forget it. Why did that bastard ride a horse...
Fine! Fine! You two do it on your own
Why are you being like this?
In a one-eyed world, the person with two eyes is abnormal
Fine!
What's wrong with her?
We have to research her before we research Noh Jun-hyuk
Yeah, she's even weirder than Noh Jun-hyuk
To Mr. Lawyer
You can't imagine what I look like?
Then should we meet once?
You said you live in Jamwon-dong right?
Then you probably know Smile Coffee
I'm supposed to meet someone there at 4:00 on Saturday
How about we meet at 3:00?
Oh, I'm telling you just in case
My car is a white Sonato and I'll be wearing red heels
I'll see you on Saturday then
She wants to meet?
Put aside that curiosity
You're going to be shamed by your wife again if she catches you
She's probably lying anyways
[Curiosity] [Fear]
Who's Secret Girl?
I... I don't know. I don't know her but she keeps sending me weird emails
There are a lot of people like this after I went on TV. You know
She says she wants to meet...
And how does a stranger know that you live in Jamwon-dong?
It seems like you guys exchanged emails a few times
No, no, why would I exchange emails with her
But how did she know where I live
She probably got it from the Korean Bar Association address book
You're not going to go meet her are you?
What are you talking about? Forget it, why would I go to something like this
Come out for dinner in 10 minutes, I'm making steamed pollack
Steamed pollack, that sounds good
Noh Bo-young is definitely scary
I thought my heart was going to stop
Did it stop?
It's still beating
[Curiosity] [Fear]
Did you take him for a walk again?
No... I went to run an errand for grandpa
He wanted me to get him some rice wine
What would you guys have done without Madoori
Oh yeah, I checked his manger and he's running out of hay
Don't you need to order more hay?
I ordered it online today
They sell hay online?
You didn't know? It's not just hay
They sell grass for cows, grains for pigs, monkey food...
They even sell camel food
It's called feed.com, look it up
Camel food? There are people that raise camels in our country?
You little... You want to die?!
I'm serious
That little...
I'm only holding back because I'm cold
How pretty is she that she gets 20 business cards
from guys that want to date her?
Should I just be honest and tell her that I'm so curious
that I'll just get a look at her face?
No, you can't. Are you crazy, Kim Do-sang? It hasn't even
been that long since you did the 'three steps, one bow' pilgrimage
Should I just stay outside of the cafe and get a quick look at her face?
No... Maybe if she didn't know the location, but she does
If I get caught...
But what in the world does a face that's a combination
of Kim Tae-hee and Scarlett Johansson look like?
Soo-jin is coming up to Seoul for a wedding so she wants to meet for a bit
Soo-jin is your friend that lives in Changwon?
What time? Where?
At 3:00 in Myeongdong
3:00 Myeongdong?
If Noh Bo-young is in Myeongdong at 3, I can see that woman for a second
Do you want to come too? Soo-jin said that she wants to see you too
I just want to rest at home and take a nap
and take a bath
Yeah? Okay
[Curiosity] [Fear]
Min-hyuk isn't coming with us?
He said there's something urgent at work
But all of us won't fit in one car
Soo-young, you'll have to go by yourself in your car
Long distance driving is bothersome
Jun-hyuk, can't you just sit on dad's lap?
I'll go separately
You don't even know where your aunt's house is
I can just use navigation
You're going to drive there by yourself?
I'm not taking the car, I'm going to ride the horse
Are you really going to be able to ride the horse there?
Don't worry, I've gotten pretty close with Madoori
Still, how can you ride a horse all the way over there?
It takes over 2 hours by car
It’s fine, I have navigation
If I go by horse, I can take a shortcut through the mountains
so I think we'll get there around the same time
In 500 feet, make a left turn
You are in a 60 km/h zone
Please slow down
You are heading towards your destination
I'll leave after I get a quick look at her face
Let's just find out what it means to have a face that
looks like Scarlett Johansson and Kim Tae-hee
Don't go into the cafe
It's too dangerous to be in the cafe when
Noh Bo-young knows the time and place
White Sonato and red heels
White Sonato and red heels, come quickly
Don't be sorry, you have to visit your in-laws first
It's fine, call me when you get there
It's a white Sonato!
[ A beautiful woman is in this car ]
She showed up! She finally showed up!
Kim Do-sang!
It's you isn't it?! It's you right?! Stop right there!
Where are you? Where are you hiding?
You better come out while I'm asking nicely
Where are you, are you here?
Where are you?!
Are you hiding in here?!
Hey honey
Didn't you say that you were meeting Soo-jin?
How long have you been in here?
I told you I was going to rest at home. I was taking a bath
Why?
No, it's nothing
What did you do to get soaked like this?
Please do it quickly and send me a text when it's done
Curiosity is a very scary thing
Even after that critical moment,
that curiosity persistently followed me around
Until one day...
[ A beautiful woman is in this car ]
It's her! The Scarlett Johansson and Kim Tae-hee mix!
[tvN sitcom] Potato Star 2013QR3
What are you doing Gyu-young, you're going to be late for school
Okay, hold on
Does your brother have a girlfriend?
Nice jacket gramps
Move while I ask nicely
Why don't you give me your jacket
Jacket? / Bastards
Why do I only have $100
Where’s your brother?
He’s on a date / I was just going to watch over him but I can't
Those bastards, I'm just going to...
I want to learn some Tae Kwon Do / You?
Shin-ae, over here
You like pasta
I looked online and this place has the best pasta
Really?
Teach me how to do double roundhouse kicks, breaking boards
You could hurt your bones because of your age